i would think of porn, get a hard on, then rub the sleep off my eye using my dick. 

what if you followed through in an exam and everyone could smell it was you (just like the inbetweeners)

Oh hai Rob ^_^

Anyway, I would probably smear some turd on my exam paper and walk out, I would be disqualified anyway.

What if you were on a train with lots of people and you saw a suspicious man with a large backpack who looked like this?

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I'd give him a friend ship hug.

What if a massive tortoise attacked you?

I'm 6'3 I don't really believe in the word massive. Anyways I would run tortoise's are slow they wouldn't be able to catch up with me,

What if Twisted Metal becomes the highest rated PS3 game and you don't have a PS3?

I'll wait until sony is losing money one every ps3 sold to buy one

What if the wii could put you in a game literately?

Wii sales would enjoy a 20% boost for 3 weeks and then continue to drop off until November

What if actual proof of a life after death emerged?

Suicide rates will go through the roof, people would die and then be resuccitated so they can try and experience it. Murder wouldn't seem as serious of a crime as it was before.

What if you were walking down the street one day and Morgan Freeman came up to you and offered you a butterscotch?

I would tell them "That's life, deal with it" and go on with the test.

What if your boss came on to you?

i'd fuck the shit out of her

wht if all hell broke lose

I would shoot the devil!

What if you could make a pig fly with NO wings?