I stole a guy's glasses once and he couldn't see shit. I put his glasses in my bag, but then the teacher decided to look through bags for the glasses and I put the glasses quickly in my friends bag. So the teacher got angry at him :)

His dad throwing him out the window is just as bad act of violence as him beating his mother? I didnt mean that literally

I don't really do mean things to people (I do annoying things, but not really mean).

I do say a lot of racist things though. My favourite jokes are usually about hunger in Ethiopia, AIDS in Africa, jokes about Islam, black jokes, etc.

Actually now that I think about it, one of the meaner things I've done was when I was maybe 8 or so and was just starting to learn the swear words. Well there was this retarded kid in the special ed class so me and my friends would tell him to shout various swear words and get him in trouble. Can't think of anything else to mention though.

How do you call 10 blacks on the moon?                         What do you do when the swarm of black people start to chase you?

A problem                                                                                Run to the nearest river

How do you call 100 blacks on the moon?                      There is a black guy and the mexican guy in the car. Whos driving the car?

A problem                                                                                The cop!

How do you call ALL blacks on the moon?                       Where do you hide your  money from a mexican?

Problem solved                                                                       Under a soap !

:DDDDDDDD

please dont ban me, hey're obviously jokes

I think we have a winner!

I'm a good person most of the time. Last time I was mean was to a girl, an ex-girlfriend of a pal. She was very mean to him, but he has always been a soft guy. So I went on and thaught her a lesson. I hacked into her computer to obtain all of her passwords and such. Strangely enough, in her e-mail she kept private pics of her and her boyfriend. So I went on and took over all of her accounts, and publicly released all of the pics to everyone in college, humilliating her. And just as I predicted, I was the first suspect, but to avoid anything, I hacked a good friend of mine too, that happens to be the best friend of her boyfriend. I got away with it.

Also, I used that girl as a slave to do all of the hard work in a college project. And unfortunately, she didn't pass that assignature, but that was not my fault.

That's all I can remember.

like thats going to save you.   id recommend deleting your post, if you dont want that to happen.

I deprive myself of what I'm capable of achieving... or in short I'm lazy, but that's being mean to myself (worst is that things always work out for me so I have no motivation to lift a finger...here's a diploma, here's a job, here's a promotion...boring)

oh cmon. in other thread there was a world map pic on how americans view the world, hows that any different that what i posted?

Haha nice man! I dont see anything wrong with a good racist joke as long as youre just messing around with your friends, and not directly offending anybody.

Some of my favourites are:

Q.What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head.

A. A Quarter Pounder!

Q. How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub.

A. No one knows, they keep slipping down the drain!

Q. What is the fastest animal on the planet.

A. The Ethiopian chicken!

And something not to do with Ethiopians.

Q. Why couldnt Jesus play hockey.

A. He kept getting nailed to the boards

(sorry about my formatting, for some reason the question mark showed up as É)

Well I did a lot of things when I was in HS that I am not proud of but to go for a more recent incident.

About 2 years ago my girlfriend and I went to Chicago, about a 45 mile trip, to go bar hoping with some friends. After bouncing around a few bars we settled at one and were there for an hour or so. It started getting really late, about 1 AM and everyone else had already headed home. While we were there I happened to run into an ex-girlfriend of mine form HS, approx. 10 years had passed since I had last seen her, 12 since I actually dated her. While we were catching up, my girlfriend starting to get agitated. So after she left I got an earful about the encounter, saying that I was flirting with her and showed her no respect, and blah blah blah. Then she compared me to her ex boyfriend, saying that I was treating her as bad as he used to, which is where I lost it. Why is this a problem? Her ex used to beat her all the time, both physically and emotionally. And is basically one of the biggest scumbags on the planet. She even got a restraining order put on him. So I said its time to go I will take care of the bill, after I paid for the bill she said she had to use the restroom. Which is where I left her ass, at about 2 AM in the morning, with no way to get home other than to call someone to pick her up. I wasn't 10 mins down the road when she called looking for me, and she continued to call for 20 mins before I finally picked up, I never listened to a word she said, just told her I was on my way home and she would need to find her own ride home and then I hung up. She got home at around 5AM. Nothing happened to her and I don't know how I would have felt if something did, but at the time I didn't care. We didn't talk to each other for a week but we did get back together, but it didn't last long.