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Marks on 25 July 2011
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Player1x3 said:
Marks said:
I don't really do mean things to people (I do annoying things, but not really mean).

I do say a lot of racist things though. My favourite jokes are usually about hunger in Ethiopia, AIDS in Africa, jokes about Islam, black jokes, etc.

Actually now that I think about it, one of the meaner things I've done was when I was maybe 8 or so and was just starting to learn the swear words. Well there was this retarded kid in the special ed class so me and my friends would tell him to shout various swear words and get him in trouble. Can't think of anything else to mention though.

 

How do you call 10 blacks on the moon?                         What do you do when the swarm of black people start to chase you?

A problem                                                                                Run to the nearest river

How do you call 100 blacks on the moon?                      There is a black guy and the mexican guy in the car. Whos driving the car?

A problem                                                                                The cop!

How do you call ALL blacks on the moon?                       Where do you hide your  money from a mexican?

Problem solved                                                                       Under a soap !

 

:DDDDDDDD

please dont ban me, hey're obviously jokes

Haha nice man! I dont see anything wrong with a good racist joke as long as youre just messing around with your friends, and not directly offending anybody.

Some of my favourites are:

 

Q.What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head.

A. A Quarter Pounder!

 

Q. How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub.

A. No one knows, they keep slipping down the drain!

 

Q. What is the fastest animal on the planet.

A. The Ethiopian chicken!

 

And something not to do with Ethiopians.

 

Q. Why couldnt Jesus play hockey.

A. He kept getting nailed to the boards

 

(sorry about my formatting, for some reason the question mark showed up as É)