-Touched the mains in the house when it was meant to be off, lucky I prodded it with a rubber grip screwdriver. I wasn't even being cautious, my hands were nearly touching it the whole time.

Was in a bad accident, had to be airlifted to a hospital.

I also got drunk one night and decided it would be a good idea to stand on the hood of my car while a friend punched the accelerator(

Maybe youshould stop standing in the street >:p

I've been shot at a couple of times. Once by accident and once on purpose. I probably wouldn't have died if I got hit, though. People survive gunshots all the time.

You wouldn't survive gunshots....
....you can barely survive masturbation

attempted suicide when I was 16.

Sheesh.  You almost die during masturbation three times and nobody lets you forget it.

Me too, except I was 18.  Good thing we sucked at it, huh?  Hopefully your life has gotten much better since that point in time (mine did).  Never know what might happen if you stay alive long enough for it to happen.

When I was less than a year old, I had 5 or 6 episodes of "sudden death syndrome". I dont know exactly is what my dad did those times but I am here so he did it right :D. Also a tip: if you have some children dont make them sleep face down.

After tha,t when I was 8 years a car almost hit me, but I run fast so it didnt hit me. And also 4 years later after that a bus almost hit me and my dad, but we make it :D. It is not that we were not alert, it is just that some people dont respect driving rules.

WTH is that?

OT: Damn, you got a lot of trophies!