What's the closest you've ever been to death?

[d21lewis]

Jay520 said:

d21lewis said:
I've been shot at a couple of times. Once by accident and once on purpose. I probably wouldn't have died if I got hit, though. People survive gunshots all the time.

You wouldn't survive gunshots....
....you can barely survive masturbation

 

Sheesh.  You almost die during masturbation three times and nobody lets you forget it.