Baptists
People touching me
People watching me sleep
Inhalers
Tomatoes

My dad.

Taking a dump in public restrooms. Farts crack me up and I can talk about shit all day long. For some reason I don't want people to hear me ripping ass in the bathroom. I usually flush the toilet right when I am about to explode to dampen the sound.

I actually kept a praying mantis as a "pet" during my college years.  I only had it for 1-2 months (found it outside when it was about to be winter, so I basically prolonged it's life a month or two).  I would feed it crickets from the pet store.  I eventually had to keep the crickets separate because it would massacre all of them (would just kill them not even eat them most of the times). 

-Sometimes, I'll be with a lot of people and I'll be saying stuff and everyone will be laughing. It's like I have them in the palm of my hand--then, I realize that everybody is paying attention to me and suddenly I'll go revert to shy mode. I prefer to be in the shadows, these days.

-When I identify with a character in a movie and they do/say something socially awkward. It's not even me but I feel bad for them.

-Sitting on badgenome's lap. He says there's nothing wrong with it and I shouldn't feel ashamed but it still makes me feel uncomfortable.

-When people talk about sports. I'm not a big sports fan and they always end up asking my opinion. Sometimes everybody on my job will be talking about a playoff or championship game or something and I won't even know which teams are playing.

-There are these poor people that live a few miles away from my house. They are ALWAYS having yard sales but they don't really ever have anything to sell. They end up selling blue jeans and street signs and stuff like that. On top of that, they're kid is always playing right beside the highway. Every time I pass that house, I just feel awkward--and they're ALWAYS outside sitting on their porch. What the fuck is up with that?

People who openly talk to me about religion and God, especially on Facebook. Cause i know I couldn't do that with my views as an Atheist.

Women who breast feed or change baby diapers in front of me/in public. Its hard for me to act normal around that, to me its something that should be taken care of in a bathroom or in the privacy of your home.

LOL, that made me cry ;) But I know what you meen!

I have not witnessed it personally but I expect the public breastfeeding would also weird me out somewhat.  However, publicly changing a diaper would not weird me out but I would say it's inappropriate.  That IS supposed to be done in a washroom or something and I would ask that person to do so in the future.  I mean, seriously.  Take that shit to the shit room. 

THIS!

I once timed my poop for the middle of the night in a building where nobody else was.  As soon as I got ready to do it, some people came in.  Easing the poop out doesn't work because each fart is louder and more pronounced--but forcing the poop out is even worse because of the loud splash combined with the........I'll stop now.

I recommend making a small toilet paper nest over the water, for the shit to fall on when splashes are unwelcome.