Things which strangely make you feel uncomfortable

[NJ5]

d21lewis said:

sethnintendo said:
Taking a dump in public restrooms. Farts crack me up and I can talk about shit all day long. For some reason I don't want people to hear me ripping ass in the bathroom. I usually flush the toilet right when I am about to explode to dampen the sound.

THIS!

I once timed my poop for the middle of the night in a building where nobody else was.  As soon as I got ready to do it, some people came in.  Easing the poop out doesn't work because each fart is louder and more pronounced--but forcing the poop out is even worse because of the loud splash combined with the........I'll stop now.

I recommend making a small toilet paper nest over the water, for the shit to fall on when splashes are unwelcome.