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-Sometimes, I'll be with a lot of people and I'll be saying stuff and everyone will be laughing. It's like I have them in the palm of my hand--then, I realize that everybody is paying attention to me and suddenly I'll go revert to shy mode. I prefer to be in the shadows, these days.

-When I identify with a character in a movie and they do/say something socially awkward. It's not even me but I feel bad for them.

-Sitting on badgenome's lap. He says there's nothing wrong with it and I shouldn't feel ashamed but it still makes me feel uncomfortable.

-When people talk about sports. I'm not a big sports fan and they always end up asking my opinion. Sometimes everybody on my job will be talking about a playoff or championship game or something and I won't even know which teams are playing.

-There are these poor people that live a few miles away from my house. They are ALWAYS having yard sales but they don't really ever have anything to sell. They end up selling blue jeans and street signs and stuff like that. On top of that, they're kid is always playing right beside the highway. Every time I pass that house, I just feel awkward--and they're ALWAYS outside sitting on their porch. What the fuck is up with that?