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blkfish92 on 14 June 2011

You got to wonder who would win this epic fight of epic proportions?

 

V.S.

 

 

Only some sort of madman would pit these two "Colossal" beasts together in a fight.

As rumor speculates that if these two beasts go head to head, the WHOLE universe would be DESTROYED!



           

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Kantor on 14 June 2011

Well, since they're fighting, that makes the giant crab an enemy.

So yes, if he manages to find its weak spot and deal massive damage.



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blkfish92 on 14 June 2011
Kantor said:
Well, since they're fighting, that makes the giant crab an enemy.

So yes, if he manages to find its weak spot and deal massive damage.


Damn giant enemy crabs, but that tortoise has a massive shell of impenetrability!



           

badgenome on 14 June 2011

No one can truly kill Giant Enemy Crab. Even if you hit his weak spot and strike him down he will only become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.



Maynard_Tool on 14 June 2011
Kantor said:
Well, since they're fighting, that makes the giant crab an enemy.

So yes, if he manages to find its weak spot and deal massive damage.




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Kantor on 14 June 2011
badgenome said:
No one can truly kill Giant Enemy Crab. Even if you hit his weak spot and strike him down he will only become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

What if I told you this tortoise could change weapons in real time?



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blkfish92 on 14 June 2011
badgenome said:
No one can truly kill Giant Enemy Crab. Even if you hit his weak spot and strike him down he will only become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.


It's almost as if the battle is the ultimate defense vs the ultimate offense huh?



           

badgenome on 14 June 2011
Kantor said:
badgenome said:
No one can truly kill Giant Enemy Crab. Even if you hit his weak spot and strike him down he will only become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

What if I told you this tortoise could change weapons in real time?

I would be extremely skeptical that a tortoise could master such an advanced samurai technique. If anyone is restricted to turn-based weapon changing, it's surely a fucking turtle.



blkfish92 on 14 June 2011
badgenome said:
Kantor said:
badgenome said:
No one can truly kill Giant Enemy Crab. Even if you hit his weak spot and strike him down he will only become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

What if I told you this tortoise could change weapons in real time?

I would be extremely skeptical that a tortoise could master such an advanced samurai technique. If anyone is restricted to turn-based weapon changing, it's surely a fucking turtle.


Ever so true, but the mighty tortoise doesn't need the ability to change weapons in real time...

The tortoise only needs his shell of doom and death/destruction 



           

haxxiy on 14 June 2011

Man, it nevers get old.