I would like a girl whos not a bitch. Is that too much to ask for? It seems it is.

You guys have fun with this thread...ehh.

To not talk much or nag. That's all I would like :P

Or this cat girl..

Wouldnt mind them taking a bite off my

 Small all the way. Big is nice, but small is hotter.

But I don't really care too much about cat/fox/hog/whatever girl-things. Vampire is cool, always liked that one.

That's more of a fantasy thing though, my ideal is just a human chick that's cute and not a pain in the ass. 

I saw the pic and the first thing I thought "this has to be a leo-j post". Et voila. To like girls like that, you just have to be 15. No worries. You will learn.

 Easy one, small....

wow, i can't beleive i missed this thread.

I like my girls with common sense. This thread is taking the bizarre route quite fast. I am losing the respect I never had for some members.

I would never dream that the best post in a thread would be made by Leo-j.

Are you trying to identify what a perfect girl is?  My perfect girl is the reason I'm still single.  She doesn't smoke, is not overweight, is a gamer (sort of optional), and doesn't think jewelry/candy is a requirement for any occasion.  All of those mean, she likely isn't seen in public a lot, I'll likely not ever see her at the bar, or she probably doesn't exist.  Hence, I've pretty much stopped looking much to the dismay of my parents.  I've tried internet dating and I think it's turned into a "second chance for rejects" place or the person I'm looking for doesn't think that will work either.

Nowhere in there did I mention boob/ass/lip size because it doesn't really matter to me as long as they are real.  Artificially enhancing yourself or seeking to "glorify" yourself with jewelry and makeup smacks to me of uncertainty or self disrespect.  Anyone seeking that in another person or in themselves are not secure or happy with themselves and quickly fall off my list.  Even in today's material possessive world.  Though, I do "bend" the rules on self appearance when your attending a special occasion.  You want to show the person(s) hosting such occasions that you cared for thier occasion enough to "spruce up" and put your best foot forward.  But that's just my opinion and it pretty much disagrees with popular commercialism.