The voice of Conker, Christopher Seavor, shares his wisdom:

http://twitter.com/#!/conkerhimself/status/72790352834211841

So, i'm quite excited about E3 this year, ironic really now i'm out of the backstabbing grind that is the majority of dev these days.

http://twitter.com/#!/conkerhimself/status/72791752616054784

Nintendo will rape them...RAPE. Hare, meet tortoise. Tortoise, this is hare. 'Hare.......', said the tortoise. 'Here's a big fuck you!'

Found  this on GoNintendo.

When Cafe was first being talked about as releasing next year, to me it seemed it would have to be bringing something freeking huge in order for it to make any sense.

This is some encouraging stuff here OP, thanks, my hype meter is officially at maximum power!

Conker has spoken! All hail King Conker!

(Well that was a bit... extreme. But hey, he is Conker.)

I wanna know what he knows!

Kaz Hirai's body is not ready.

Rape is a one way train, it doesn't matter if he is ready, Reggie's pants are already down

and he's been rapin' everybody out there, so hide yo children and.... well its no use anyways you have to embrace it

^^ omg what a creepy picture

Awesome news... not the rape thing! :D
I suppose he has at least heard something by now and is really speaking the truth. That or he is a Nintendo fanboy! :D

I sure whatever games are shown on Proj. C will demonstrate why Nintendo matches games to consoles better than anybody.

Pikmins world is going to look luxurious.

Nintendo has always designed their consoles around their games. That is a luxury for Nintendo.