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sapphi_snake on 26 May 2011
AceOfCakez said:

She put you in the friend zone. Put her... In the rape zone.

Which will lead him to enter the jail zone, where cellmate Bubba will get him in the rape zone.



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amp316 on 28 May 2011

So you're still a virgin then?

Two hours my foot...



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darthdevidem01 on 29 May 2011
miz1q2w3e said:
sapphi_snake said:
Makepeacefox said:

Don't tell me you've never had sex WHILST playing Pokemon? It's a well known aphrodisiac.

Yeah, having Kakuna use harden and all that.

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xinstantnoodlez on 29 May 2011

have you tried using the force?



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sapphi_snake on 29 May 2011
xinstantnoodlez said:

have you tried using the force?

Viagra?



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

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"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

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Troll_Whisperer on 29 May 2011

Listen to real advice:

Make her relation with you feel threatened, talk about some other girl that you like and that has been flirting with you and that you are considering doing something with (to) her.

You'll see how she'll be much more willing to do it with you.

Edit: Also, alcohol is your best friend.

Edit2: Huh, I just realised this seems like a joke thread. However, my advice still stands, it can never be too bad.



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blkfish92 on 29 May 2011

maybe she want's it to be special, try the power of romance, take her to red lobster!!