Troll_Whisperer on 29 May 2011
Listen to real advice:
Make her relation with you feel threatened, talk about some other girl that you like and that has been flirting with you and that you are considering doing something with (to) her.
You'll see how she'll be much more willing to do it with you.
Edit: Also, alcohol is your best friend.
Edit2: Huh, I just realised this seems like a joke thread. However, my advice still stands, it can never be too bad.
No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.
