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daroamer on 03 May 2011
pizzahut451 said:
CGI-Quality said:
pizzahut451 said:
rocketpig said:
Rainbow Yoshi said:

I don't understand why they buried him at sea, could it be to stop people maliciously visiting his grave?

They don't want a place of worship for his martyrdom. They want all evidence of his existence to just go away.


Because there is no evidence of his death. Are we really gonna trust them with no evidence whatsoever, just take their word on it? Yeah right...

So now they owe you a personal picture of his slain body for you to think it's legit? Get real.

They dont owe me shit. They owe it to their own people. I just hoped people wont (as always) blindly follow every single word the government says.Oh boy, how wrong was I? Guess I really should get real:/

Totally right.

People need to listen to this man.  You should never blindly believe what the government tells you!

You should instead blindly assume they are always lying to you....unless giving photographic evidence....that can be proven to not be photoshopped....forget that, you'll need physical evidence.....tested by someone NOT from your country to confirm it's authenticity.....but only a country that is an enemy of said country or they could just be in league with your government....unless, they ARE secretly in league with them.........wait, what were we talking about again?



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Alby_da_Wolf on 03 May 2011
daroamer said:
pizzahut451 said:
CGI-Quality said:
pizzahut451 said:
rocketpig said:
Rainbow Yoshi said:

I don't understand why they buried him at sea, could it be to stop people maliciously visiting his grave?

They don't want a place of worship for his martyrdom. They want all evidence of his existence to just go away.


Because there is no evidence of his death. Are we really gonna trust them with no evidence whatsoever, just take their word on it? Yeah right...

So now they owe you a personal picture of his slain body for you to think it's legit? Get real.

They dont owe me shit. They owe it to their own people. I just hoped people wont (as always) blindly follow every single word the government says.Oh boy, how wrong was I? Guess I really should get real:/

Totally right.

People need to listen to this man.  You should never blindly believe what the government tells you!

You should instead blindly assume they are always lying to you....unless giving photographic evidence....that can be proven to not be photoshopped....forget that, you'll need physical evidence.....tested by someone NOT from your country to confirm it's authenticity.....but only a country that is an enemy of said country or they could just be in league with your government....unless, they ARE secretly in league with them.........wait, what were we talking about again?

Basically they must fish his corpse out before the fishes eat it, finely chop it and send one small piece to anyone wishing to have its DNA checked... But wait, the relative's sample they compared it with could be a fabrication! They must publicly chop a living relative of his too before neutral witnesses and send these pieces too for the comparisons.   

Meanwhile, with this elusive Qbama Qsama being fish fodder in his place, Osama and his secret brothers Obama and Qaddafi are merrily feasting in a secret location near Milan, courtesy of their pal Berlusconi that must not be named, eating (halal) roast pig, sipping fine Calvados and doing bunga-bunga with people of any known gender.  O-) 



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Porcupine_I on 03 May 2011
Darc Requiem said:
rocketpig said:

Obama: We killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.

Pizzahut: Nu-uh!

Obama: Why don't you believe me?

Pizzahut: Because it's a conspiracy!

Obama: Why would we lie to you? Have we lied to you before?

Pizzahut: Not really.

Obama: Then why don't you believe that we killed him?

Pizzahut: Because it's a conspiracy!

Obama: Do you know any other words? You realize that it would be political death for me in 18 months if I was lying about this, right? And IF bin Laden was still alive, he'd let the world know about it, right? And I'd look like a fool in front of the world?

Pizzahut: Think for yourself! Release a picture!

Obama: What the hell are you talking about? He died like ten minutes ago. We have things to do, stuff to think about before releasing everything to the public. There could be sensitive information we need to consider.

Pizzahut: Conspiracy!

Obama: Are you okay? Do you need medication? Should I call your mother?

Pizzahut: The picture is a fake!

Obama: Yes, and we said as much when it started circulating.

PIzzahut: You're lying!

Obama: Sigh... Hey HIllary, is Guantanamo still open?



ok, this is offtopic, but since i know pizzahut is from germany i will never again get this picture out of my head when i see his name:



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

Alby_da_Wolf on 03 May 2011
rocketpig said:

Obama: We killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.

Pizzahut: Nu-uh!

Obama: Why don't you believe me?

Pizzahut: Because it's a conspiracy!

Obama: Why would we lie to you? Have we lied to you before?

Pizzahut: Not really.

Obama: Then why don't you believe that we killed him?

Pizzahut: Because it's a conspiracy!

Obama: Do you know any other words? You realize that it would be political death for me in 18 months if I was lying about this, right? And IF bin Laden was still alive, he'd let the world know about it, right? And I'd look like a fool in front of the world?

Pizzahut: Think for yourself! Release a picture!

Obama: What the hell are you talking about? He died like ten minutes ago. We have things to do, stuff to think about before releasing everything to the public. There could be sensitive information we need to consider.

Pizzahut: Conspiracy!

Obama: Are you okay? Do you need medication? Should I call your mother?

Pizzahut: The picture is a fake!

Obama: Yes, and we said as much when it started circulating.

PIzzahut: You're lying!

Obama: Sigh... Hey HIllary, is Guantanamo still open?

But they interviewed his skeleton when he was still alive! Creepy! Pizzahut is right, I smell a conspiracy!



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW!   


jonop on 03 May 2011

Ha, just seen this on Youtube. The janitor knew where he was ages ago.

 



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Alby_da_Wolf on 03 May 2011

Stop everything! There was an error, a misinterpretation of the Qu'ran! Actually Bin Laden won't receive 72 virgins in the kamikaze Paradise, but he'll become a virgin in the "bears" Paradise instead (that's actually the secret dream of every fundamentalist misogynist terrorist).



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW!   


daroamer on 03 May 2011
Alby_da_Wolf said:
daroamer said:
pizzahut451 said:
CGI-Quality said:
pizzahut451 said:
rocketpig said:
Rainbow Yoshi said:

I don't understand why they buried him at sea, could it be to stop people maliciously visiting his grave?

They don't want a place of worship for his martyrdom. They want all evidence of his existence to just go away.


Because there is no evidence of his death. Are we really gonna trust them with no evidence whatsoever, just take their word on it? Yeah right...

So now they owe you a personal picture of his slain body for you to think it's legit? Get real.

They dont owe me shit. They owe it to their own people. I just hoped people wont (as always) blindly follow every single word the government says.Oh boy, how wrong was I? Guess I really should get real:/

Totally right.

People need to listen to this man.  You should never blindly believe what the government tells you!

You should instead blindly assume they are always lying to you....unless giving photographic evidence....that can be proven to not be photoshopped....forget that, you'll need physical evidence.....tested by someone NOT from your country to confirm it's authenticity.....but only a country that is an enemy of said country or they could just be in league with your government....unless, they ARE secretly in league with them.........wait, what were we talking about again?

Basically they must fish his corpse out before the fishes eat it, finely chop it and send one small piece to anyone wishing to have its DNA checked... But wait, the relative's sample they compared it with could be a fabrication! They must publicly chop a living relative of his too before neutral witnesses and send these pieces too for the comparisons.   

Meanwhile, with this elusive Qbama Qsama being fish fodder in his place, Osama and his secret brothers Obama and Qaddafi are merrily feasting in a secret location near Milan, courtesy of their pal Berlusconi that must not be named, eating (halal) roast pig, sipping fine Calvados and doing bunga-bunga with people of any known gender.  O-) 

It's almost TOO easy.



SamuelRSmith on 03 May 2011
Alby_da_Wolf said:
daroamer said:
pizzahut451 said:
CGI-Quality said:
pizzahut451 said:
rocketpig said:
Rainbow Yoshi said:

I don't understand why they buried him at sea, could it be to stop people maliciously visiting his grave?

They don't want a place of worship for his martyrdom. They want all evidence of his existence to just go away.


Because there is no evidence of his death. Are we really gonna trust them with no evidence whatsoever, just take their word on it? Yeah right...

So now they owe you a personal picture of his slain body for you to think it's legit? Get real.

They dont owe me shit. They owe it to their own people. I just hoped people wont (as always) blindly follow every single word the government says.Oh boy, how wrong was I? Guess I really should get real:/

Totally right.

People need to listen to this man.  You should never blindly believe what the government tells you!

You should instead blindly assume they are always lying to you....unless giving photographic evidence....that can be proven to not be photoshopped....forget that, you'll need physical evidence.....tested by someone NOT from your country to confirm it's authenticity.....but only a country that is an enemy of said country or they could just be in league with your government....unless, they ARE secretly in league with them.........wait, what were we talking about again?

Basically they must fish his corpse out before the fishes eat it, finely chop it and send one small piece to anyone wishing to have its DNA checked... But wait, the relative's sample they compared it with could be a fabrication! They must publicly chop a living relative of his too before neutral witnesses and send these pieces too for the comparisons. 

Meanwhile, with this elusive Qbama Qsama being fish fodder in his place, Osama and his secret brothers Obama and Qaddafi are merrily feasting in a secret location near Milan, courtesy of their pal Berlusconi that must not be named, eating (halal) roast pig, sipping fine Calvados and doing bunga-bunga with people of any known gender.  O-)


Would of been believable if it wasn't for this little mistake. :P



pizzahut451 on 03 May 2011
Tony_Stark said:
pizzahut451 said:
CGI-Quality said:
pizzahut451 said:
CGI-Quality said:
pizzahut451 said:
rocketpig said:
Rainbow Yoshi said:

I don't understand why they buried him at sea, could it be to stop people maliciously visiting his grave?

They don't want a place of worship for his martyrdom. They want all evidence of his existence to just go away.


Because there is no evidence of his death. Are we really gonna trust them with no evidence whatsoever, just take their word on it? Yeah right...

So now they owe you a personal picture of his slain body for you to think it's legit? Get real.

They dont owe me shit. They owe it to their own people. I just hoped people wont (as always) blindly follow every single word the government says.Oh boy, how wrong was I? Guess I really should get real:/

If they don't owe you anything, quit moaning about it then. Unless you can come up with a better theory than "it's probably a conspiracy", I don't see how anything you say has any more validity.

I dont see how my ''conspiracy theory'' is any less supported with evidence than their claim that Bin Laden is dead. And i am not moaning about anything, its just a normal discussion, there is no need for flaming.

Because yours is based on speculation. The government has facts on their side. Such as, the mission did take place, facial recognition software was used, measurements were taken, and DNA samples were taken. There is a very slim chance that this was not Osama.  Really, a serious question here, was the US government behind 9/11?

If you show me those facts I'll hapiily beleive that he is dead. Unil then...nothing

As for 9/11, I dont know what to think, lol. There are lots of arguments that support each side.



pizzahut451 on 03 May 2011
daroamer said:
pizzahut451 said:
CGI-Quality said:
pizzahut451 said:
rocketpig said:
Rainbow Yoshi said:

I don't understand why they buried him at sea, could it be to stop people maliciously visiting his grave?

They don't want a place of worship for his martyrdom. They want all evidence of his existence to just go away.


Because there is no evidence of his death. Are we really gonna trust them with no evidence whatsoever, just take their word on it? Yeah right...

So now they owe you a personal picture of his slain body for you to think it's legit? Get real.

They dont owe me shit. They owe it to their own people. I just hoped people wont (as always) blindly follow every single word the government says.Oh boy, how wrong was I? Guess I really should get real:/

Totally right.

People need to listen to this man.  You should never blindly believe what the government tells you!

You should instead blindly assume they are always lying to you....unless giving photographic evidence....that can be proven to not be photoshopped....forget that, you'll need physical evidence.....tested by someone NOT from your country to confirm it's authenticity.....but only a country that is an enemy of said country or they could just be in league with your government....unless, they ARE secretly in league with them.........wait, what were we talking about again?

Any kind of evidence would be OK :) There arent ANY that I know of so far.