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Stop everything! There was an error, a misinterpretation of the Qu'ran! Actually Bin Laden won't receive 72 virgins in the kamikaze Paradise, but he'll become a virgin in the "bears" Paradise instead (that's actually the secret dream of every fundamentalist misogynist terrorist).



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW!