Sony have officially decided to generously compensate PSN members for the stealing of all their private information and financial details.
They have offered a free copy of Gran Turismo 5 to anyone who has been affected by the massive security breach.
To make a claim, Sony simply ask that you send in your credit card statement showing a charge of $59.99 that you have no knowledge about and were going to take up with your credit card company. They also stipulate that you don't contact your credit card company regarding this charge and just put it down to something you purchased but can't remember what it was.
Fanboys are asked to perpetuate this nonsense around the net highlting how giving Sony are, and downplaying anything Sony takes away from you. Fanboys are reminded to point out to normal people that anything Sony gives is sacred, and that anything Sony takes away from you was a present in the first place and that you are pathetic and completely unreasonable to expect Sony to let you hold on to something that is legally yours.