... so now that I've found Jesus, what sould I do with him?  Is there a lost and found he belongs in?  Anybody need 'im?  I don't mind keeping him around, he's nice and all, but I'm not sure I can afford to keep feeding him.

Any suggestions?

huh what?

Seek professional help??

What would I do if I'd found Jesus? Put him in an auction, and watch the Catholic and Protestant churches bid themselves to bankrupcy and myself to riches.

I vote that you eBay him, then keep the sandles for yourself

He doesn't want me to auction him. Says it's too much like gambling. I dunno, it kinda feels like he wants out of the public spotlight. When I found him, he was sitting in the corner of my cookie jar, enjoying my baking. Was going to leave those out for Santa, but I suppose Jesus is as good as Santa, y'know?

We need Jesus at VGChartz, so he can cleanse all members of their sins.....

So you think I should PM ioi about this?

Not a public auction silly, just send the leaders of each church a message saying "Psst, I have Jesus, this message has been sent to the other Churches, highest bid gets him".

Either that or you could eat him in hope of gaining some divinity I guess.

 how do you know the site owner so quickly with only 33 posts?