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... so now that I've found Jesus, what sould I do with him?  Is there a lost and found he belongs in?  Anybody need 'im?  I don't mind keeping him around, he's nice and all, but I'm not sure I can afford to keep feeding him.

Any suggestions?



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huh what?



 

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Seek professional help??



What would I do if I'd found Jesus? Put him in an auction, and watch the Catholic and Protestant churches bid themselves to bankrupcy and myself to riches.



I vote that you eBay him, then keep the sandles for yourself



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He doesn't want me to auction him. Says it's too much like gambling. I dunno, it kinda feels like he wants out of the public spotlight. When I found him, he was sitting in the corner of my cookie jar, enjoying my baking. Was going to leave those out for Santa, but I suppose Jesus is as good as Santa, y'know?



We need Jesus at VGChartz, so he can cleanse all members of their sins.....



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So you think I should PM ioi about this?



Not a public auction silly, just send the leaders of each church a message saying "Psst, I have Jesus, this message has been sent to the other Churches, highest bid gets him".

Either that or you could eat him in hope of gaining some divinity I guess.



Melissa said:
So you think I should PM ioi about this?

 how do you know the site owner so quickly with only 33 posts?



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