Guess like I'll start it.....

tell me if I'm doing it right 

We inz ya bed waitingz

I bigz like a dog......

 I is Godzilla 

 unless, of course, someone turns it into a cat thread....w00t.

here's some better ones

Cool... cats!

@ sinear

WTF with the pictures of the little boy?

@ allstar

Catz ZOMG!

Wii Fit is beginning to anger me. Well, not as much as the abundance of cat pictures... Actually, it's worse than the cat pictures...

wii fit is going to take over the world.......

i love cats they taste like chicken

That actually doesn't say anything.  What is a "weight-loss product?"  It's such a vague term.  It could be a slim fast shake.  It could be a 5-lb barbell.  It can be a Dr. Phil book.  It can be a subscription to a gym.  People buy "weight loss products" all the time, even when they're not actually trying to lose weight.  If you've buying a video game product, there's no other motivation you could possibly have, because they serve no other purpose.

There's also the subtle difference between what a consumer spends (i.e., how much money leaves my purse) vs. a company's revenue (i.e., how much money a supplier recieves from ther retail partner).  The latter, naturally, will always be smaller.  Nintendo doesn't see my $49.99, and can only claim a fraction of that as revenue.