I'm not too sure about the first 2, but I'd love to do the latter 2. Alas, it's... rather complex, so as that I won't get into it here.

I must say, though, that I'm happy to see a choice I can vote for! And I'd love to respond to a fair number of the comments in here. Let me just say that there are... quite a few things I disagree with at present.

Oh, but I will comment on the mod alert comments. Some of them are quite funny! But some of them are a stretch, even to my eyes- and this comes from someone who's been called harsh...

I'd whinge to the mods about my previous bans and subsequently be perma banned before the end of the day.

Soooo just like any other day, huh?

Id Troll the site then ban myself to show im not fucking arround with this mod rig.

I would wonder why it took so fucking long for me to become a mod? 

Yep. Power and fame won't change me!

If I was a mod, I would delete topics that are about doom and gloom. There are too many lately.

I would vote for you, could you also tell companies to stop making incomplete games, and giving the other half in DLC. Dragon Age 2 for example -_-

As I mod i would ban all the people who quote me, and if no one doesn't I'll ban the people who don't quote me. And if someone would disagree with me, he or she gets a permaban! Yeah everybody would love me like the god i am......

Delete all the spam advertisements for shoes from the news section.

Well, if you see them, feel free to catch me if I'm online. I've been having fun killing them myself...