This is quite pathetic.

But...I'll buy it and kick my wife out the house for the night.

Gonna... play with yourself?

Gross, they have you kiss Wiimotes? That's nasty, who knows where the hands of everyone who held it have been...

Actually that sounds like a novel idea. Was originally thinking to invite some hot neighbors.

I wonder whether they'll include a mode for that...

Finally the jacket has a reasonable purpose...

In another scene the WiiMote was up the arse of one of the guys, and it's an internationally known fact that Anglo-Saxons and bidets aren't good friends (*)...   

(*) must be a legacy of the good old times when barbarian hordes foul stink, when the wind blew in the right direction, was used as a psychological weapon to scare the enemies even hours before they could be spotted.  :-S   

I think a Kinect version would be easier to make to be honest.

QFT

Heck, it'd even make a better game. I wonder why they went with the Wii/PS3... now that you mention it, it could even be fun with your gf/bf...

After reading this comment and looking at your sig, I was like "bloody hell, they do not compute", or are you pulling a fast one?

All joking aside, I thought Nintendo does strange experiments, but Ubisoft took the title for now.

Now that I think about it, we've seen naughtier games than this, Leisure Suit Larry series and that cowboy/indian game from the Atari 2600 back in the days comes to mind...