Yes, Stilton is moldy cheese *trollface.jpg*

Have you ever laughed when something bad happened to someone?

Yes, many times.

Alright, seriously, have you ever punched a person of the opposite sex? (Playful punches don't count.)

No I would lose marks in doing so.

HAve you ever hated your parents?

Yeah on many occassions, where for no apparent reason I have to give up the laptop or some other miscellaneous thing, hate is a strong word. I was brooding.

Have you ever itched to kick a pidgeon that was in front of you?

YEs loadsa time lol

Have you ever wanted to convert to a different religion?

No. I don't really see much point in religion personally, never did see the appeal, I wouldn't say I am 100% atheist, but I am definitely Agnostic-Atheist sort of mix.

Have you ever attempted to shove the whole Starbust packet into your mouth at the same time?

..I have. Me and a friend ended up dribbling all over the place while laughing hysterically and choking on Starbust, by god those were the days x)

No...might try it noq though hehe

I am an atheist too!

Have you ever woken up due to a nightmare?

Yep just last night I dreamt I had to have my arm cut off because of gang green 

have you ever made a girl scream 

Yes, lots of times (in a nice way )

Have you ever been to a farm, seen a cute animal then ate it for dinner (or any other meal)?

no

Have you ever read the Lord of the Rings books?