Got to have somewhere to sleep inbetween my annual trip to visit your Father to give him his daily fisting

Your mother is so stupid, she actually blames Wii Fit!

There, I just insulted everyone on the site. You're welcome.

Guild Wars 2 looks shit.

I know right? It's like those people who post boobs all over the internet, you can't look at the web without being scared that someone might see you!

Which one?

I agree. People should be more like me and posts things regarding mythical creatures. The cthulu swimming in my sig is a prime example of doing such great things.

memo to the colonies

if you're white and not banging on about how you're irish,scottish,welsh,italian,polish or whatever the fuck else then you came from ENGLAND,all of you should remember that and thank us on a daily basis

Luckily for Carl, her mother might be stupid but she's at least well-hunged.

Rainbird is a special kind of perv. The one that enjoys watching 15yr olds run naked across the beach :P

You should remember how we saved all your asses :p