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i´m really disappointed, was hopping to make some nukes, at least dogs or any of the killstreak that i do in other GT games.....

ps: anyone here know if the quickscope its stil there?



SamuelRSmith said:
lestatdark said:
SamuelRSmith said:
lestatdark said:

I think the game should be a mash-up of every other genre combined, then throw a bit of candy out of the PS3 blu-ray drive and finally explode into a double rainbow when you finally complete it.

And even then people will complain that the double rainbow was too blurry to see all the colours xD


Well, that pretty much kills replayability and resellability - 4 points.

That's true, but it will make you king amongst meme peers, so your coolness and internet lordship will increase as well, so that's only a -3 points for GT5


I dunno, I'm pretty sure possessing something that explodes into a bunch of rainbows pretty much voids all house insurance. -5 points.

I'm fairly sure that such a feature would brick more than one or two consoles, too. Again, -2 points.

And  internet friends tends to have an inverse relation to real friends, and inverse relation squared to female friends. -6 points.

Basically, at this point, you'd need to be deaf, dumb, blind, stupid and European to buy the game at this point.

Hey, I may be near-sighted and Portuguese, but....ahhh never mind



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M.U.G.E.N said:
Pyramid12 said:

LOLZ!! zombie mode in GT5 how does that work?

You run over as much dead man walking as you can?


You teach them to drive...DUH?

in Z-Spec

ZOMBIE SIG FTW!!!!



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I KNOW!!! I mean, this game doesn't even have zombies :O

It is clearly not up to current standards.

EDIT: Ack! Zombies have already been mentioned in this thread!? NO!!!



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Yet again I find myself snickering at the fact that some people actually listen to reviwers in this day and age. Thankfully, all the fire and brimstone in the world from reviewers have zero effect on my enjoyment of any game.



hikaruchan said:
M.U.G.E.N said:
Pyramid12 said:

LOLZ!! zombie mode in GT5 how does that work?

You run over as much dead man walking as you can?


You teach them to drive...DUH?

in Z-Spec

ZOMBIE SIG FTW!!!!


I also realized a FATAL FLAW in the game

They have Pit stops

BUT NO TOILET STOPS!!!!!!

FFS PD include some stops to answer the call of nature, some gas stations would have been nice...taking a virtual dump would have TOTALLY been awesome

pfft such innovation is what's needed for a 'sim' racer...screw day night transition etc etc



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the jeuxvideo.com review was such a joke ...



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People need to wake up and know that this industry and the politics in gaming journalism is a joke.  Seriously I think this industry is actually the worse industry in terms of the journalism/review content that comes out of it.



 

How can it be called a racing game if you can't even drive a velociraptor?