Well, I don't require guys to look like the ones in my avatar; hell, I don't, so to expect that is unreasonable. I'm currently scouting someone to be my BF; while cute, he's not as cute as the ones in that pic. Unfortunately, due to a few factors, it's going to take several more months to cultivate him if I can... then the dry spell for me should end...

LOL at this thread. Loads of guys are gonna pretend to be massive whores to big up their egos, those are ones you need to suspect if you want this to be fair game

Also you should ask the users for a rating on the sex, cos you know quality/quantity.

Like if a guy is too physically weak to fuck, should that really count? LOL

I get laid constantly.  Everyone knows that.

So much that I'm posting less and less.

people can be on here all day everyday and still get laid,

tell me your secret

Once a girl held my hand!

Doggy style and a laptop... just make sure it doesn't heat up too much... both the girl and the laptop..

It's probably been a month, at least!  But, to win this thread,  I'll mmake an effort to stick it in my gf's honey hole when she bends over to tie her shoe or something.

like over 2 yrs since I called a ____________ for $_______ . lol

Ahh to many variables in this thread, I'm to tired and lazy to jump into it tonight, I'll make the list tomorrow.

O_o

you've got to be the most patient person I ever know of when it comes to these things.