There is no better way to start the holydays than by helping some people who still don't think DK Returns is THE game to be bough in the holydays.

1- Lack of competition

There are no games that can even compare to DK Returns this holydays:

This is just yet another cash in from Activision reusing old stuff. Next

LOL, is this game ever gonna release?

And besides, this game has already been released,  opposed to popular belief:

Above: Gran Turismo 5, as is explicitly said on the title.

Next:

Just look below:

NEXT

Kinect and friends

Just look at this and you know you don't wanna buy it:

2- It's the first real DK game in 14 years. You don't want to really miss that, do you?

Above: the last real Donkey Kong Country game released.

3- You just can't not buy it. The world cup octopus says so.

Above: MUST.OBEY.OCTOPUS.

4-ioi is a huge fan of the Donkey Kong Country series. If you don't buy it, he will blow you off of VGChartz.

Above: ioi is gonna blow anyone who isn't a fan of DK.

5- The game is epic beyond belief. Don't believe me? You will as soon as you see this:

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/preview-donkey-kong/707322

With this said, there is no real motive you wouldn't buy this game.

I don't like apes

nononononono stop lyimg to yourself it¡ll flop

They don't like you either.

Do you want me to trow a bomb in your freaking face?

I'll wait for Donkey Kong 64-2.

No you won't. DK 2D games >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3D DK games.

Haha, just wait for DKC:R to flop and Nintendo will go out and say "Sorry for the mistake. We will now have all copies of the game selfimplode and you will be brainwashed by your Wii's so you may forget this epic mass of fail. When that is done we will gather all our resources and put them into throwing out a new 3D DK game every six months. In other words Nintendo wil make nothing but 3d DK's from now on. Good day."

Except that it won't flop. And if that was it, there wouldn't be a 3D Mario ever again.

Edit: didn't notice the irony. Sounds pretty much like what Nintendo has done with 2D Mario the last 18 years.

Excellent thread except the GT5 bit!!!!

@forst-spirit

DKCR has no apeism in it....therefore it won't flop!