"But you haven't played it. How can you have an absolute judgment of it?"
I didn't. Calling the story of the game bad is to only make a judgement of the story. An absolute judgement would be of the game entire, and I clearly didn't do that.
I didn't have to play the game to see the opening was trite, hackneyed, and predictable. I didn't have to play it to see that Jason was acting more like a kid half his age. I don't have to play the game to know that Madison's dream was completely pointless. I don't have to play it to know that making Shelby the killer is just a twist for the sake of it, not something logical to the way he acted in the game. I don't have to play it to know that the witnesses were either lying or idiots to not give the evidence they had to the cops, assuming they even told the cops about what they had.
But again, that's the story, not the gameplay.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs










