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darthdevidem01 said:
twesterm said:
darthdevidem01 said:
Kennyheart said:

0/10 no redeming quality about this movie.



It's funny that you're constantly breaking the rules in your own thread, should I report you or do you want to report yourself?

Send all report's to kantor or darthdevidem01's wall! They come to a mutual decision on such incidents.

Hmm...I think one of the two might be biased...curse that kantor.



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I am thinking some of you guys are beeing to harsh with those reviews. >.>

It' s not the wost thing ever.*

 

 

 

 

*unless you think is



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c03n3nj0 said:

I am thinking some of you guys are beeing to harsh with those reviews. >.>

It' s not the wost thing ever.*

 

 

 

 

*unless you think is

Well a lot of people are reviewing it so not because it's "the worst thing ever"

but because by it's being so bad it's actually lowered the enjoyability of other movies.


It'd be like if Citizen Kane had an prequel that rewrote everything, you find out the original rosebud was an alien that looked like a guy in blackface etc.

 

Not me though.  I'm just rating it based as a standalone.

Which, it was pretty bad, conflciting and made no sense.

It was like a world war 2 reenactment with the cast of Barney.

Which there was a lot of WW2 in that movie.  Heck, look at the Trade Federation and Naboo character designs.



3/10

The Good:  It's Star Wars, the music, Obi-Wan, C-3PO and Darth Maul

The Bad:  Jar Jar, Anakin's actor, the midi-fuckwithmystorians and everything else that did the same, all of which has been well documented by previous posters, thank you.



Episode 2's thread will be up in around 6 - 7 hours.



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Smeags said:

5/10

Pros:

  • "Duel of the Fates" by John Williams
  • Fantastic choreography, music, and action in the final Jedi battle almost makes up for the whole movie. Almost.
  • Darth Maul is plain cool. I got shivers when he revealed it was a double-sided lightsaber.

Cons:

  • Jar Jar Binks
  • Anakin Skywalker
  • Eye-roll worthy Space battle (11 year old kid takes down the whole Droid Command Ship... What?)
  • Yoda's bulging eyes...
  • Trying to connect the two trilogies in ridiculous ways. Anakin built C-3PO? Really?
  • Reducing the Force from some mystical cosmic power to an RPG stat in midichloirans.
  • Jar Jar Binks
  • Anakin Skywalker

that.

5/10

 

i guess i'll quote you for the entire tourney :p



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It was a gastrointestinal embolism in the context of a formerly fantastic series.

It gets two thumbs down.



Khuutra said:

It was a gastrointestinal embolism in the context of a formerly fantastic series.

It gets two thumbs down.

Define two thumbs down in relation to a score out of 10.



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darthdevidem01 said:
Khuutra said:

It was a gastrointestinal embolism in the context of a formerly fantastic series.

It gets two thumbs down.

Define two thumbs down in relation to a score out of 10.

It gets a 2. It's almost just one thumb down.



2/10.

The 2 comes from it being set in the Star Wars universe and from the fact that I liked the 'Duel of the Fates' music.

Those are the only saving graces from this abomination of a movie.



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