I just walked in my building, and there was still a stain on the marble floor.

hmm, never had a problem like yours. The closest thing would be me once seeing a guy urinate outside a strip club.

Guys urinating on the street is a normal occurrence here. I think I have seen two in the last 3 weeks. Someone was pissing on the gate of a church too. I always want to say something, but they are usually piss drunk homeless guys. They would probably attack me or something.

Hey- Gather up that crap and sell it on e-bay! Rhino crap is selling for thousands. You could probably get a couple hundred bucks for some Korean stairs crap! ........trust me, you don't want to know about the stuff I've seen.

... FUNNY SHIT... he got some free tolient paper from no more heros.

I lol'd then :D

Yeah sorry about that but I was really busting for shit and couldn't wait. If I knew you lived there, I would have asked to use your toilet.

Once a drunk lady pissed on me ... seriously , I was sitting on a stair and she came above me and let herself go ... most disgusting thing that ever happened to me :?

Delicious scene, I bet... I've had animals drop shaite on my stairs, but not people! Buy a bb-gun man! Aim for the responsible muscle, he won't EVER shit on your stairs again...

LMAO. Thats hilarious.

this thread has made me remember that a bird pooped on me once. I had to walked through a crowded cafeteria with bird poop on my jacket before I could reach the bathroom and clean it. Worst lunch ever.