If there were zombies in front of you what would you use? Let your imagination run wild!

I like going old school..behold the greatest weapon ever!!!!

 Crow Bar FTW

I keep a pick axe handle under my bed for just such emergencies. Its nice and heavy so could pretty easily crush zombie skulls.

I'd kill 'em with kindness.  Love is the greatest weapon of all.

(zombie Aids.)

I'd use Chuck Norris.

big fat ugly women,i knock them out,roll them out into the open,smother them in peanut butter and while the zombies gorge themselves i sneak around the side with 2 nicely racked slim women under each arm,

i then detonate the powerful little bomb i placed in her huge knickers,kaboom 

i then have a private party because i'm a hero

Inception,the mind fuck would be too much for their fragile,decomposing brains to deal with and their heads would all explode simultanously.

a tricyle/ends thread.