Wii`s tech is so last gen that even a no name chinese rip off is more powerfull.
http://kotaku.com/gaming/clip/a-telling-look-inside-that-chinese-wii-copycat-330022.php
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."