Describes me perfectly, and I'm definitely not gay. To be honest, I hate hanging out with guys for more than a few minutes. I hate discussions of sports, cars, sportscars, yardwork, and carpentry. If it weren't for geeks and conversations about women, I wouldn't hang out with guys at all. I prefer the company of women. They laugh at all of my jokes and arouse my penis.
Now, I'm not allowed to talk to women at all (long story) and I hate hanging out with guys so, for the past few months, it's just been me and my girlfriend.
I'm going crazy.



















