lol, well a more practical home made creation would be clingfilm surely (dunno what americans call it)

its really not that bad..it feels like a bag of sand.

so, you've felt it? interesting.........

lmao saran wrap. never! to practical gotta think outside the box if not your just putting the xxxxx on a pedestal.

of course! you guys need to hop on this train. Unfortunatly dont be like me and say hefty hefty hefty a bunch of times the lady might take offence.

Some people in this thread need to chill their beans, and the others need to go to bed.

And, toastboy, if you fail in your quest for condoms, and you know she's clean (as in STI-free), there are always other pathways that you could take to avoid pregnancy.

Lol!  This is the funniest thing I've seen all weekend!  And for some reason, it sounds like something Stan from Southpark would say (you should have said "Fatass" at the end to seal the deal!).

I remember my first time using a condom.  I was going through my parents drawer and found about six of them.  I put one on and it felt good.  Then, I took that one off and put another one on.  It felt good, too!  When I ran out of condoms, I went outside and played.  It was probably ten more years before I actually put a condom on, again.  What's the point of this story?  I like stories.

^lmao

Anyway you don't have to buy condoms, just be creative. Candy bar rapper, plastic wrap, tin foil etc, theres a lot of household items you can use.

Just go to the store and ask the nice girl who is working there.. "can you advise & help me on buying condoms?"

otherwise go to bar and go to the toilet.. most of the time there is a vending machine..

And about which size.. just don't post pics..

um i cant see the pic. im too young to go to the bar... im going to measure myself later