d21lewis on 16 May 2010
| dtewi said: There's no way in hell you're having sex with a girl tonight, you won't get condoms, we have no damn clue what your size could be, now stop making these threads. |
Lol! This is the funniest thing I've seen all weekend! And for some reason, it sounds like something Stan from Southpark would say (you should have said "Fatass" at the end to seal the deal!).
I remember my first time using a condom. I was going through my parents drawer and found about six of them. I put one on and it felt good. Then, I took that one off and put another one on. It felt good, too! When I ran out of condoms, I went outside and played. It was probably ten more years before I actually put a condom on, again. What's the point of this story? I like stories.
