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Harden -> Helping Hand -> Thrash -> String Shot



4 ≈ One

Hrm... what moves does Snorlax have? It's been long enough that one of his might be apropos...



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MaxwellGT2000 said:
Majin-Tenshinhan said:
Oh, this'll be easy.

Wish.

Currently in the same state...

Though it's really not that bad that I need to use wish xD more or less I'm storing up energy to make my attack soon so Solar Beam would fit me.  Although if you want to think in terms of pokemon you hope she doesn't use teleport before you're done storing energy xD

Also Highwaystar if we ever give out real awards, you're getting thread of the year for this one

Well, I'm a soon-to-be 21-year old virgin, so ;p



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Met a girl at the club. Here's how it went.

We caught eyes, and she thought I was cute. So she used Captivate.

It was successful and I fell for her. So I started with Chatter. Followed up with Flatter.

I then used Dragon Dance cause a song I liked came on.

After dancing for hours, I asked if she wanted to leave. She used Follow Me.

Back at her house, she used Lunar Dance on my lap.

Then she reached in my pants and used Force Palm.

My natural counter was to use Wood Hammer.

I tried to use Rock Polish on her to get some, you know, but she countered with Me First.

I used Bug Bite on her neck next.

I used Bone Rush to get to biz, then we both used Extrasensory to heighten the pleasure.

She used Crush Grip to hold me extra close.

Nearing the end, I used Roar Of Time, followed by Discharge.

She used Screech, then Shock Wave.

We then both used Lovely Kiss and then Sleep Powder.

That was way too fun. Fantastic thread.



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Majin-Tenshinhan said:
MaxwellGT2000 said:
Majin-Tenshinhan said:
Oh, this'll be easy.

Wish.

Currently in the same state...

Though it's really not that bad that I need to use wish xD more or less I'm storing up energy to make my attack soon so Solar Beam would fit me.  Although if you want to think in terms of pokemon you hope she doesn't use teleport before you're done storing energy xD

Also Highwaystar if we ever give out real awards, you're getting thread of the year for this one

Well, I'm a soon-to-be 21-year old virgin, so ;p

Well... I'm a soon to be 22 year old virgin LOL



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Roleplay
Grow
Iron Head
Sword Dance
Charge
Take Down
Tickle
Lick
Bone Club
Body Slam
Pound
Extremespeed
Curse
Twister
Helping Hand
Withdraw
Switcheroo
Assist
Double Team
Thrash
Tri-Attack
Roar
Curse
Sludge Bomb
Swallow
Gunk Shot
Swallow
Hydro Cannon
Swallow
Rest



Is swallow really a pokemon move or is Okey trying to tell me something?



 

Seece said:
Is swallow really a pokemon move or is Okey trying to tell me something?

Swallow is a real Pokémon move.

It has no effect unless the user has previously used Stockpile since being on the field though.



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