haha what an awesome post:D

Never doubt the great vozhd Iwata.  His wise judgement has delivered us bountiful harvests, decisive victories and has delivered us from the path of the filthy capitalist-imperialists of the other nations!  You may be the guardians of the flawed exploitative bourgeois liberal democracy,  but he is is the master of the true people's democracy!  Where he guides, we loyally follow.

If the console war were real?  What do you mean, "if"?  What about all of those people I killed?

Where the hell is Computania? They strike unhearable with unknown technology  and manipulate the enemies to force them to give up or to let them go crazy. They have the best trained soldiers in the world. Half of them are elite snipers the other half are computer scientists who have incredible hacking and manipulation abilities. Though they lack in pure manpower they compensate it with their knowledge, long time experience, the guarantee to always land the first attack on the enemy and last but not least their military vehicles which are told to be the most advanced ones in the world. Even though they count on technology they are known to use their brain and survive even  at the hardest times.

OP, that was awesome. nice imagination, one of the best posts ive ever read here! oh im with the empire Sonaria

Just to let you guys know, some guy in another thread said that he personally voted like 6 times, So I wanted to give out a thanx for ruining the thread  shout out to 'Em!!

that is the nerdiest, lamest, goofiest thing i've ever read.

but i'd be lying if i said i didn't quite enjoy reading it.

Well said, fellow citizen. None can aspire to challenge the might of Nintenidos under the reign of Lord Iwatus.

Silence.

Do not mention Computania. Our privacy is our defence!

Computania isn't on the same planet, it is an alien world. There have been sightings of aliens from Computania who landed on the world of Consolania, but that is just a myth.