Hey, I didn't say we're THE most advanced race...

I really love this! No it's not too much. We're about to create a weapon of mass 3 dimensional destruction. Alert the citizens of your port of Pokeren and send messengers to Nintendocus and Brenagi. We are also scretly forming new allies to deploy our 3 dimensional weapon of mass destruction. They'll never know what hit them!

D: Oh shit!! I read what you said wrong. I thought you were making a statement about the gameronia and how they "were" (SEE I READ THAT WRONG) a far more superior race from outer space (amazing rhyme skillz bro)

I didn't know you were including yourself... I'm so soo sorry to have lumped you in with the peeps who made ET: The game.

Can you ever forgive me?

There was a GBA ET game which wasn't downright terrible, if I recall correctly. It actually was enjoyable. Unlike the first one, which was a nightmare. So, humble one, I forgive ye.

heh 360 votes :P

Sonaria: sounds more like the U.S.
Microsofia: sounds parts of the U.S.

Nintenidos: aw that could be anybody

The MPC's: anew country being formed under the noses of the great super powers

Race:death rides a horse

Country: a defector from the great SEGON,Atarious,MPC's, and Nintenidos now residing in Sonaria under a treaty of good will

*poke*  note that the grammar is off for some reason, and im not entirely sure why.  BTW, bumping this for that one topic *what will Vgchartz remember you by if you die*

    I was born in Segon but as a poor child was only able to witness the occasional football game or the basic running and jumping events that came with being being a citizen. I did get the occasional weekend rental passes into the better parts of the empire.

   I guess I was a natural archeologist because I spent a lot of time digging up artifacts in the ruined land of Ataru as well as the abandoned city of NEStonia in Nintenidos. I found SNEStonia later on but by that time it was a mostly empty shell of a city having been bombarded by Sonarian forces for over 3 years. Amazingly, much had survived the the war and was readily dug up without much work. 

   After years of being on the edge of dying empires I finally entered Sonaira and discovered a true golden age occurring. The entrance prices to the events were much lower than those of the empires of old, however, my archeological research suffered due to the fragility of the Sonarian disc artifacts compared to the monuments left by their rival empires. I spent much time in the city simply called ONE even after it became desolate and ruined. Eventually, I entered into their more expensive but even more impressive city called TWO. The walls shinned with gold and i was in awe at the clarity of detail never before seen.

However, upon seeing the plans for their city of THREE and seeing how expensive life was to become I fled in the night to the Nintenidos stronghold of Wiivard. I felt well at home because even though i had been primarily a resident of Sonaria i occasionally used to visit the ruined legendary 64 cities for archeological research It was around that time I took a short trip back to Segon a few years after the fall of their dreamland to gather and preserve artifacts  of my old homeland.

I live now in Wiivard among my artifacts and occasionally travel to Microsofia, however no one will talk or play games with me their because I am but an inferior silver citizen. Quite the odd land if i do say so myself but it has a beauty all its own which keeps me coming back to experience it. Occasionally I'll even bribe the local governor and he'll give me gold citizenship for 3 months.

Nintenidos is weak. President Iwatus is purging his army generals and replacing them with younger ones. His old army is failing, losing popular support and becoming less disciplines and weaker. He is, however, already trying to recruit the MPCs for his new army.

This is our chance. Microsofia and Sonaria must put aside their differences and wage war. Copying Nintenidos' old military technology is no good. We need to share our own technology and forces and drive a wedge into the Nintendan Empire.

I wouldn't really like to be born into any of them, more right on the border of Nintendonia with regualr and frequent visits to Sonaria, and the occasional day out to MPC, and less regularly, Microsoftopia. Or whatever it's called

Also, what about that rising superpower in the mainland, starting to pillage from the more well-known lands? It's a small area with relatively weak fighters, but Appleia should be feared from the rest of the land.