Proudly Announcing THE JANITOR™
Want a chance to work for PlayStation? Do you have the skills and determination to work as a Sony Janitor? Well , the wait is finally OVER! Today we are announcing a new original program that will be created for the PlayStation Network called “The Janitor.”
From the beginning , Playstation was the piooner of video gaming, this reflection of attitude can be seen in Playstation Network From delivering Genre shattering Exclusive super duper not on xbox 360 games such as Dog's Life HD , and Fat Ass King to the virtually pleasing experience Candle , where you get to experience watching a candle that uses all the power of teh cell in cutting edge HD.
i can proudly say that The Janitor will be a great show,it has all the special intense and drama moments you'd see in a reality show, intense competition, Toilet Cleaning, Window Washing and much much more! , all hosted by some random bitch that no one cares about.
The Cast will be selected among people who send us their video cleaning their own toilet while serving tea and dusting off a desk, the judges then will select the best shiniest toilet, so don't hesitate guys! send your videos for a chance to win! , oh and we didn't mention the prize of all this right? , yes! there is a bonus prize for the best janitor! but before we talk about it! lets meet SCEE's innovative developer , My Clitoris!
"Before i developed games you ask?" says mike , "before i developed games i was a janitor in Naughty Dog's before they were called naughty Dog they're name was Jam Software, i used to clean their computer which they rarely leave, and then clean up the toilets which was full of shit and semen because you know these guys are a bunch of f%@# nerds" then he talked about when they changed their names to Naughty Dog.
"Yeah , about that well that name was based around this very naughty dog -like a teacher's pet- they brought with them in the office who always shit on the floor, of course i was the one who cleans all the dog shit.... "
"Then i started to ignore those careless and heartless sons of bi#@ and messed around their development kits and computers, from my observations on them working on this game called "Crack Bandits " which was later changed to "Crash Bandicoot" due to unnecessary use of Cocaine and Rape, i started secretly working on my own project, which toke me 7 years of none stop double job working to finish myself , because no one wanted to help mike litoris , i came up with Dog's Life on PS2 and then SCEE saw the idea and hired me to work as lead programmer, This time i would be the dog that pisses on people !"
and that is the story of My Clitoris, think you have what it takes to be The Janitor? its the doorway for fame and fortune in this industry, oh and about that prize we mentioned earlier.
the winner will proudly win a job as a janitor in SCE and the amazing prize of jackshit! , Stay tuned for tonight's first episode!
I live for the burn...and the sting of pleasure...
I live for the sword, the steel, and the gun...
- Wasteland - The Mission.
