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A Bad Clown on 12 March 2010

Well I decided to troll Cleverbot...censorship included. Some converstations lasted longer than others. I stopped when he had a final response or he completly forgot what was going on.

 

 

 

 

 

Wii

User: Wii sucks.

Cleverbot: Wii.

User: Yes the Wii sucks.

Cleverbot: Now you're just getting goofy.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Oh nothing.

User: Wiitard!

Cleverbot: Oh yeah, sure.

User: Fanboy go play with Imagine Party Babiez.

Cleverbot: Indeed it is.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I said indeed, sir.

User: ---- you.

Cleverbot: WHy did you say that!

User: You are a Wii fanboy.

Cleverbot: I guess. No one really calls me that. Do you want to know why how I am feeling right now?

User: Like a little ---.

Cleverbot: That's an odd comparison.

 

PS3

User: PS3 sucks.

Cleverbot: PS3 has no what?

User: No games.

Cleverbot: Very good!

User: Horayyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

 

Xbox 360

User: Xbox 360 sucks.

Cleverbot: Xbox has games.

User: No PS3 has Killzone and Uncharted.

Cleverbot: Wurm online is better.

User: But we have Blu-Ray -----!

Cleverbot: Yes do you like egg?

User: Xbot!

Cleverbot: What kind of an xbox do you have?

User: I have a PS3!

Cleverbot: Will you sell it to me?

User: No ---.

Cleverbot: You are.



19:44:34 Skeezer METAL GEAR ONLINE
19:44:36 Skeezer FAILURE
19:44:51 ABadClown You're right!
19:44:55 ABadClown Hur hur hur
19:45:01 Skeezer i meant
19:45:04 Skeezer YOU ARE A FAILKURE
19:45:08 Skeezer FAILURE*
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Moren on 12 March 2010

omg, cleverbot is so unclever



dtewi on 12 March 2010

Cleverbot is PS3 biased!



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

A Bad Clown on 12 March 2010
dtewi said:
Cleverbot is PS3 biased!


I noticed that too lol, he had an exact response to "no games".



19:44:34 Skeezer METAL GEAR ONLINE
19:44:36 Skeezer FAILURE
19:44:51 ABadClown You're right!
19:44:55 ABadClown Hur hur hur
19:45:01 Skeezer i meant
19:45:04 Skeezer YOU ARE A FAILKURE
19:45:08 Skeezer FAILURE*
O-D-C on 12 March 2010

pretty funny lol



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Mr Puggsly on 12 March 2010

Me: Dreamcast is better than the PS3, Xbox 360, and Wii combined.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, that's what is great. Can you dream?

Me: Sure, but stick to the topic. The Dreamcast is the greatest console ever.

Cleverbot: Really. But all my dreams are silly.

Me: I hate you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.



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Kantor on 13 March 2010

User: On which platform will FF13 sell more?

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer geek.

User: No, you're a computer. Which platform?

Cleverbot: No i'm not lol I am a living breathing human.

User: Good for you. PS3 or 360?

Cleverbot: By the way, are you interested in a part time job as a janitor?

User: Are you interested in a part time job as landfill? ANSWER ME.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's not a valid answer. PS3 or 360?

Cleverbot: Of course its valid.

User: So you DO want to be landfill?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be friends?

User: No, you're a Wii fanboy.

Cleverbot: I never claimed to be witty, I'm just pointing out how stupid you are.

User: Well, I never!



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Mr Puggsly on 13 March 2010

Me: Which is the best Final Fantasy?

Cleverbot: Final Fantasy 7.

Me: Which is the best Mario video game?

Sean Barker is the best cowboy film.

Me: Which is the best Halo?

Cleverbot: The United States of America is the best country in the world!

Me: Fuck yeah!!!

Cleverbot: That's right!



Recently Completed: 
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hatmoza on 13 March 2010

Me: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

That made me lol



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patapon on 13 March 2010

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: What do you think of Nintendo.

Cleverbot: I just met you.

User: I know, sex after conversation instead of before.

Cleverbot: That sounds a little harsh.

User: Good, I was worried it would come off nice.

Cleverbot: Don't worry, if you're smart you'll always know what my name is. :).

User: I'm not smart :(.

Cleverbot: Then why do they call you cleverbot?

User: They only call people cleverbot if they are not smart.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. And a cleverbot.

User: Yes, you are a person who is named cleverbot... You are stupid.

Cleverbot: 1000 years as is one day.

User: No, as in your mind is full of horseshit.

Cleverbot: My design left me in the dark?

User: I was once blown by a hooker in the dark...

Cleverbot: I made up that quote.

User: So... What do you think of Nintendo?