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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: What do you think of Nintendo.

Cleverbot: I just met you.

User: I know, sex after conversation instead of before.

Cleverbot: That sounds a little harsh.

User: Good, I was worried it would come off nice.

Cleverbot: Don't worry, if you're smart you'll always know what my name is. :).

User: I'm not smart :(.

Cleverbot: Then why do they call you cleverbot?

User: They only call people cleverbot if they are not smart.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. And a cleverbot.

User: Yes, you are a person who is named cleverbot... You are stupid.

Cleverbot: 1000 years as is one day.

User: No, as in your mind is full of horseshit.

Cleverbot: My design left me in the dark?

User: I was once blown by a hooker in the dark...

Cleverbot: I made up that quote.

User: So... What do you think of Nintendo?