That does sound delicious *drools*

Pick my nose (standard).

Masturbate several times a week despite living with my girlfriend and having sex with her 2/3 times a week. She's OK with that and I actually masturbate in front of her if I feel like.

Sometimes I don't shower in a day.

Had sex with a girl with her period (my sheets never recovered from that).

I dont see a problem with that.What do u have to say about TheEvilBanana?he only showers 3 times per month.

I have a hard time believing that. I think all my body would itch and with the oil in my hair I could fry eggs.

i love starring the nothing and scratching my noise

Your body has oils that naturally cleans your body.

As long as you go outside and move a lot, all the smell and dirt will go away as your skin loses layers. Cats and dogs in particular do this as well, you shouldn't bathe them because this washes the natural oils away and unless you keep on bathing them regularly, they can't clean themselves for a week or so. Hence the reason why stinky dogs tend to be the ones who are bathed occasionally.

Anyway, I don't sweat or get oily skin much and I am pretty much hairless, some people can get away with it more than others. Recently though I have been a lot more hygenic and I can "feel" when I am sweaty or dirty, especially after doing physical activities. I feel it even more on my hands, the worst is after I have had a packet of crisps (potato chips).

This is a win thread. Very disgusting but oh so entertaining.

Well i almost have no dirty habits besides my flat which is covered in dust.

Some of the stuff I just read....

I seriously hope girls arent doing some of the things mentioned here in secret.

George has the right idea! But bad timing :