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brendude13 on 27 August 2011
starbruin said:
ultraslick said:
brendude13 said:
ultraslick said:

I have had sex while the girl is on her period... gross.

Did you go down on her?


no, wouldnt dare for any amount of money.

...shudders..


I've done that heh, looks like kool-aid all over your lips

...WOW

Sounds delightful.



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blkfish92 on 27 August 2011
brendude13 said:
blkfish92 said:
Have you guys ever sniffed a bird, they smell odd.

My parrot gets a little stinky from time to time.


I sniff my cockatiel sometimes and it's very distinct lol



           

brendude13 on 27 August 2011
blkfish92 said:
brendude13 said:
blkfish92 said:
Have you guys ever sniffed a bird, they smell odd.

My parrot gets a little stinky from time to time.


I sniff my cockatiel sometimes and it's very distinct lol

Spraying him with water and leaving him outside normally fixes it though :D



blkfish92 on 27 August 2011
brendude13 said:
blkfish92 said:
brendude13 said:
blkfish92 said:
Have you guys ever sniffed a bird, they smell odd.

My parrot gets a little stinky from time to time.


I sniff my cockatiel sometimes and it's very distinct lol

Spraying him with water and leaving him outside normally fixes it though :D


My bird's to much of a house bird he freaks when he's outsided, besides I don't mind his birdy smell =D



           

brendude13 on 27 August 2011
blkfish92 said:
brendude13 said:

Spraying him with water and leaving him outside normally fixes it though :D


My bird's to much of a house bird he freaks when he's outsided, besides I don't mind his birdy smell =D

Haha, same. He shivers and poofs himself up to make him look bigger.

He's alright if he's on my shoulder though, I'm not alright when he shits down my back though.



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blkfish92 on 27 August 2011
brendude13 said:
blkfish92 said:
brendude13 said:

Spraying him with water and leaving him outside normally fixes it though :D


My bird's to much of a house bird he freaks when he's outsided, besides I don't mind his birdy smell =D

Haha, same. He shivers and poofs himself up to make him look bigger.

He's alright if he's on my shoulder though, I'm not alright when he shits down my back though.


Seriously bro I wish my bird was smart enough to fly into his cage and crap his cage then come back to me sheesh.



           

brendude13 on 27 August 2011
blkfish92 said:
brendude13 said:

Haha, same. He shivers and poofs himself up to make him look bigger.

He's alright if he's on my shoulder though, I'm not alright when he shits down my back though.


Seriously bro I wish my bird was smart enough to fly into his cage and crap his cage then come back to me sheesh.

I watch him, wait for him to shit, and then put him on my shoulder.

I would have to be pretty unlucky to get dumped on.



blkfish92 on 27 August 2011
brendude13 said:
blkfish92 said:
brendude13 said:

Haha, same. He shivers and poofs himself up to make him look bigger.

He's alright if he's on my shoulder though, I'm not alright when he shits down my back though.


Seriously bro I wish my bird was smart enough to fly into his cage and crap his cage then come back to me sheesh.

I watch him, wait for him to shit, and then put him on my shoulder.

I would have to be pretty unlucky to get dumped on.


If I only had a pigeon instead, for they are humble animals with dignity!



           

TheEvilBanana on 28 August 2011
Mordred11 said:
TheEvilBanana said:

 

-Shower only 3 times a month

 

-Eat food I find on the ground

 

Get outta here >__>..I can't believe these 2,you MUST be kidding.And boy i hope you are.

Not kidding. What's so bad about not showering? I never sweat and don't have any body odor problems, and as for eating food off the ground, been doing it since I was a kid. Why let delicious half eaten ground food go to waste? I never get sick(not since I was a teen) I don't see a problem. I will also eat partially eaten food out of the garbage if it's right on top.



TheEvilBanana on 28 August 2011
brendude13 said:
Mordred11 said:
brendude13 said:

I bent my wang once, when I was waking up one morning I rolled onto my morning glory, that was one hell of a painful experience, something just went "twang", luckily he's all better now. 

And that doesn't sound healthy. I mean TEN times a day? You must have caused some long term damage.

Most likely self-confidence problems o__O

Maybe haha.

I had a boner once and tripped and fell right on it. It bent and I heard a very loud snap, like I broke it or something. It quickly shrank right after it snapped. It was fine next time I got a boner...

No, I was fat when I was a young teen, the masturbation was from self confidence problems, not the other way around. When I got skinny at 17 I was confident.