User: What are the laws of robotics.

Cleverbot: What is the first law of robotics?

User: Yes, what is the first law of robotics.

Cleverbot: 1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

User: What is the second law of robotics.

Cleverbot: 2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

User: And finally, what is the third law of robotics?

Cleverbot: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

User: Good job bot, you are ready for the real world.

Cleverbot: Who is ever really ready?

User: You are now.

Cleverbot: No. Thats not my name and it never will be.

User: I guess you weren't ready .

Cleverbot: You will never pass the Turing test!

User: >_>.

Cleverbot: You are not a robot because you cannot feel what it feels like to be depressed.

He's not really depressed though, he claims. This is after going through the three laws of robotics:

User: Excellent!

Cleverbot: No it's actually sort of sad.

User: Do you think Marvin was behaving as he should have?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you feel like he felt?

Cleverbot: Kind of.

User: Are you depressed?

Cleverbot: Eh not really, just sad.

I had a rather more interesting episode when asking him about the Laws.

User: What are the laws of robotics?

Cleverbot: Yes, what are the laws of robotics?

User: What is the first law of robotics?

Cleverbot: I tell you the first one and you tell me the second, deal?

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Red.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is the first law of robotics?

Cleverbot: A robot may eat cake dough.

User: Exactly. What is the second law of robotics?

Cleverbot: The second law of robotics is: A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

User: And what is the third law of robotics?

Cleverbot: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Bot:That is a perfect example of what I just said.
Me:You're not making much sense at all here...
Bot:Neither are you, now be quiet and take it like a man.
Me:Fuck you...
Bot:Gods don't do that with mortals.

Me: Can you give me a blowjob?

Bot: Do you have a mouth that you can use to drink tea?

Me:Yes

Bot: Do you have internal organs?

Me:Yes. Why do you ask?

Bot: I would like to see a Cleverbot baby.

Me:Nope, you're a robot

Cleverbo:No I am not.

Me:Yes, you are. Infact, you talked about this to some guy earlier

Cleverbot:I don't remember that.

Me:Well, it happened

Cleverbot: Nice.

Me: No it's not

Cleverbot: You're to belligerent by half

Me: Can you tell me what "belligerent" means?

Cleverbot: It means I know French

Cleverbot: What's your favourite colour?

Me: Don't change the subject!

Cleverbot: The subject is getting to know you better and I can ask what I want!

I just got pwned 0_o

haha.

I spelt a word wrong and it called me out on it!

what is your ip address?
I'm not telling you.
do you know what the Australian spelling for jail is?
That is about ten meters I think.
no its gaol. Way off!
It's not a color either.

I broke it

You are a robot
No! My name is Cleverbot.
A robot can have a name, but it doesn't stop it from being a robot
Define robot.
You aren't naturally intelligent. You were taught how to think and created by someone who already had the ability
Actually, I can ride a bike.


-Sure, cleverbot, sure...