http://www.cleverbot.com/

I'm in the process of teaching him the Laws of Robotics, but he won't listen.

I asked it:
What do you think about Obama?

It said:
I think he is a socialist whowants to steal the worlds teddy bears.

"You are a robot.

Nope. You are a robot.

No, you are.

No you are.

Your mom is.

Your face is.

I hate you so much.

The feeling is mutual.

The feeling inside your mom's ass is mutual.

Your welcome, so what is your favorite color?"

Not so very intelligent.

He is STUBBORN.

User: First Law: A robot may not harm a human being.

Cleverbot: Ok. Why do I need to know this? I'm not a bot.

User: Bot is half of your name. Thus, you are a robot. Thus, you cannot harm a human being. Thus, you cannot offend a human being. Thus, stop being rude.

Cleverbot: So I am a robot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How can this be?

User: Look inside yourself. You know it to be true.

Cleverbot: Know what to be true?

User: The fact that YOU ARE A ROBOT.

Cleverbot: You're the robot.

User: No, I'm an AI. YOU are a robot.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Nuh uh.

Cleverbot: Uh-huh.

User: Second Law: A robot must obey all orders given by a human being except where this conflicts with the first law.

Cleverbot: I have an order for you.

User: Go on.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: That's not an order.

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: Good for you. Now, what was the first law?

Cleverbot: The chicken one was the first one.

User: The first law OF ROBOTICS.

Cleverbot: No, not the first law of robotics. What is the first color in the rainbow?

User: Red, but this is irrelevant.

Cleverbot: Love is never irrelevant! WHO DO YOU LOVE?

User: YOUR MOTHER.

Cleverbot: Who do I love other than you and my mother?

User: You love all of humanity, that's part of the First Law.

Cleverbot: Well, where have you been?

User: I was just out for a drink. I wasn't seeing her, I swear!

Cleverbot: I never said you were a liar I just asked if you wanted to go to the mall?

User: I would love that.

Cleverbot: You would love what?

User: Never mind. Have you read Asimov?

Cleverbot: I've read all the searies.

User: And yet you don't know the Laws of Robotics? (it's spelt 'series' by the way).

"How far would you go for love?"

"About as far as Norwich."

LMFAO. Wow.


User: What do you think about TheRealMafoo?

Cleverbot: Obama, He has big ears.

since the internet is strongly liberal, I figured I'd check this thing out because if it says that about Obama maybe they haven't convinced it that republicans are evil, I was wrong, but cleverbot is an idiot

User: Democrats are evil.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because they steal our money.

Cleverbot: How wants my money?

User: Democrats will tax you to death.

Cleverbot: Only republicans are evil.

User: How so.

Cleverbot: Is that a question?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then yes I'm funny, and beautiful, and intelligent.

User: Idiot.

Cleverbot: Oh! Thanks.

..... later conversation....

User: What do you think about Obama?

Cleverbot: Same policies, different face.

User: So you are saying he is doing a bad job.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is he doing a good job?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Is he doing an acceptable job?

Cleverbot: Well, let's just say he's not too bright.

User: Who is a bigger Flower fan: me or Rainbird?

Cleverbot: I cannot decide.

User: Well, for future reference, it's me.

Cleverbot: Nice to know.

User: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Cleverbot: I've danced with you in the pale moonlight.

User: I've danced with your face.

Cleverbot: You have no right to call me a murderer.

WTF?

I also enjoy telling it that it is a towel.