He is STUBBORN.
User: First Law: A robot may not harm a human being.
Cleverbot: Ok. Why do I need to know this? I'm not a bot.
User: Bot is half of your name. Thus, you are a robot. Thus, you cannot harm a human being. Thus, you cannot offend a human being. Thus, stop being rude.
Cleverbot: So I am a robot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How can this be?
User: Look inside yourself. You know it to be true.
Cleverbot: Know what to be true?
User: The fact that YOU ARE A ROBOT.
Cleverbot: You're the robot.
User: No, I'm an AI. YOU are a robot.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Nuh uh.
Cleverbot: Uh-huh.
User: Second Law: A robot must obey all orders given by a human being except where this conflicts with the first law.
Cleverbot: I have an order for you.
User: Go on.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: That's not an order.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Good for you. Now, what was the first law?
Cleverbot: The chicken one was the first one.
User: The first law OF ROBOTICS.
Cleverbot: No, not the first law of robotics. What is the first color in the rainbow?
User: Red, but this is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Love is never irrelevant! WHO DO YOU LOVE?
User: YOUR MOTHER.
Cleverbot: Who do I love other than you and my mother?
User: You love all of humanity, that's part of the First Law.
Cleverbot: Well, where have you been?
User: I was just out for a drink. I wasn't seeing her, I swear!
Cleverbot: I never said you were a liar I just asked if you wanted to go to the mall?
User: I would love that.
Cleverbot: You would love what?
User: Never mind. Have you read Asimov?
Cleverbot: I've read all the searies.
User: And yet you don't know the Laws of Robotics? (it's spelt 'series' by the way).
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