Hey, I apologize for this thread in advance because of what it's about.

Say you wanna have sex with a nice man, lady, or whatever gender they identify as, but here's the problem, they're a zombie. As in undead. Would this be necrophilia? Or does it not count as that since they're not exactly dead now?

And you think Putin is deranged? This is up there lol.

Depends on the type of zombie
We talking about shawn/dawn of the dead, resident evil 1-3, 28 days later, Internet, ghosts?

*punches through Cobretti's face*

Unexpectedly attractive zombie, like Rottytops from Shantae.

Someone has been watching too many hentais

It would depend on whether or not I'd get a disease or something. Tapping a zombie would probably be bad for the baby maker...

If you become aroused at the idea of having sex with something with the characteristics of a corpse, then yeah, that would be necrophilia. Otherwise, I don't think so. It's like having sex once or twice with a person of your own sex doesn't necessarily makes you gay, but if the attraction is something constant, then chances are you're gay of bi.

Too many diseases and smell bad. No.

Well that settles it then. I'd rather not fuck a zombie.

They are way out of your league anyway.

If this were like 28 days later, you wouldn't even get your pants unzipped.