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Forums - General Discussion - What would you rather lose, your sight, hearing, or penis?

 

What would you rather lose?

I'd rather lose my eyes,... 19 4.56%
 
I'd rather lose my ears,... 166 39.81%
 
I'd rather lose my penis... 232 55.64%
 
Total:417

Lol, easy deaf. Finally those those annoying train "musicians" can't disturb me anymore. Would be a pain to go by bike anymore but it'd probably be even worse without sight.

Looks like the poll confirms something I always knew.



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I love music and I love anime and I love hearing the sound of water flowing through the beautiful mountains and seeing the beauty if it all in my homeland. So penis is very damn easy. If anyone would be willing to marry me after that then I'll just adopt an orphan. So basically losing my penis will make me a somewhat better person. Easiest choice ever. Its akin to someone asking whether I would want to loose my liver stomach or appendix. Do course appendix the easiest choice you can make



Just a guy who doesn't want to be bored. Also

If people here actually lived without hearing for a couple of months they'd wish they chose to lose their penis.

It's literally.

Penis

Can't orgasm anymore.
Can't have more biological children. (can still adopt or use a sperm donor).

Hearing

Difficulty communicating with others,
No music
Can watch movies/tv with subtitles, no sfx/music.
Issues playing many games (especially online competitive).
Greatly reduced employment options.
More isolated from the outside world, one less connection.
No singing/playing instruments.
Many party games you cannot play.
life-threatening in certain situations. Unable to hear alarms or instructions, confusion in dangerous situations.
If you have children, or are going to adopt children, you will never hear their voice or laughter again, or ever. Just as you will never hear the voice of anyone you love again.

You won't be able to hear people laughing or crying, you won't hear thunder or the birds, or the rain, or the traffic as you are crossing the road. You will miss so many things and be oblivious to events around you.


You use hearing 24/7, for everything. Not just for entertainment but as a connection to everything around you. The feeling of helplessness and isolation from losing it would be great, everyone choosing their penis over hearing would quickly learn to regret that decision.



Barkley said:

If people here actually lived without hearing for a couple of months they'd wish they chose to lose their penis.

It's literally.

Penis

Can't orgasm anymore.
Can't have more biological children. (can still adopt or use a sperm donor).

Hearing

Difficulty communicating with others,
No music
Can watch movies/tv with subtitles, no sfx/music.
Issues playing many games (especially online competitive).
Greatly reduced employment options.
More isolated from the outside world, one less connection.
No singing/playing instruments.
Many party games you cannot play.
life-threatening in certain situations. Unable to hear alarms or instructions, confusion in dangerous situations.
If you have children, or are going to adopt children, you will never hear their voice or laughter again, or ever. Just as you will never hear the voice of anyone you love again.

You use hearing 24/7, for everything. Not just for entertainment but as a connection to everything around you. The feeling of helplessness and isolation from losing it would be great, everyone choosing their penis over hearing would quickly learn to regret that decision.

And that's not entirely true



jamesmarkus87 said:
You guys are nuts if you value the ability to masturbate and have sex over your hearing.

I would like to have more children.



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Hearing. Sight is just too much to lose and i gotta spread my genetics man



Not sure if you can survive or not without a penis, but assuming you could, then yeah, I'd rather lose one of them than my sight or hearing.



Can you even survive without a penis? I'd choose hearing, as hard as it'd be not listening to music.



Ka-pi96 said:
Chris Hu said:

Well I rather loose my dick then go blind but hearing is the easy and obvious choice.

You'd want to lose your dick and then go blind? Why both? Why not just one? :O

My bad was meaning to say instead of going blind.



Aeolus451 said:
It's surprising how many would be fine with going dickless.

It's becaue of the deep-seated heterosexual white male guilt