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Because...

MFC was my first. 11 18.97%
 
I'm sad inside, would do... 11 18.97%
 
MFC pays my salary 5 8.62%
 
I enjoy making others cry 16 27.59%
 
MFC makes superior products 15 25.86%
 
Total:58
kitler53 on 28 January 2014

MFC --> my favorite company

 

Being born in '82 Atari was basically dead by the time i was mentally competent enough to pick up a controller.   So with nintendo being the prettiest girl in the whole wide room that's where i started to game.  My relationship with nintendo was only so-so over the NES era but the relationship really blossomed in the snes era.  I became infatuated and soon could dream of spending my time with anyone else.  Like any long term relationship there were rough patches (N64, GC) but things turned to shit when i found out nintendo was having a casual relationship on the side. 

My heart, now cold and bitter, turned to sony.  don't get me wrong, sony has been a good and loyal companion but after your heart has been broken so completely it's hard to ever truely "love" again.  now-a-days i'm really just in it to hurt others as much as i've been hurt.   nothing makes me feel better about myself than knowing i've made someone cry.   it feels even better than sex.   well,.. maybe not better than sex.  but those are definetly my top two favorite things in the world: sex and making people cry.   i wonder if that's why i find rape jokes so funny.

 

so that's my story.  Why are you such a fanboy?



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Anfebious on 28 January 2014

I also like to see people cry! I like crushing little kids in Yu-gi-oh! It always bring a smile to my face.

OT: I was always a Sony user until Ocarina of Time was released. I was able to play the game after a couple of years but since the day I saw that game I became a Nintendo slut.



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Mummelmann on 28 January 2014

Because I have a tiny penis and no money.



NintendoPie on 28 January 2014

It's okay kitler, we can all help you through this.



Buckwheat on 28 January 2014

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kitler53 on 28 January 2014
Anfebious said:
I also like to see people cry! I like crushing little kids in Yu-gi-oh! It always bring a smile to my face.

OT: I was always a Sony user until Ocarina of Time was released. I was able to play the game after a couple of years but since the day I saw that game I became a Nintendo slut.

ahh, another sadist!

...but i avoid the MP games.   i suck at them which means i'm the one crying.  not fun.



AZWification on 28 January 2014

I am a fanboy, because kitler53 says so.



                
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kitler53 on 28 January 2014
NintendoPie said:
It's okay kitler, we can all help you through this.


i don't want help, nintendopiehole.



kirby007 on 28 January 2014

Because blizzard> everything



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random15 on 28 January 2014

Because it's fun. Same as any1 having a favorite football or american football team that is better than the others, you get bragging rights and get to downplay people, it is everywhere. Theres no fun in having something that is better if you cant brag about it.