MFC --> my favorite company
Being born in '82 Atari was basically dead by the time i was mentally competent enough to pick up a controller. So with nintendo being the prettiest girl in the whole wide room that's where i started to game. My relationship with nintendo was only so-so over the NES era but the relationship really blossomed in the snes era. I became infatuated and soon could dream of spending my time with anyone else. Like any long term relationship there were rough patches (N64, GC) but things turned to shit when i found out nintendo was having a casual relationship on the side.
My heart, now cold and bitter, turned to sony. don't get me wrong, sony has been a good and loyal companion but after your heart has been broken so completely it's hard to ever truely "love" again. now-a-days i'm really just in it to hurt others as much as i've been hurt. nothing makes me feel better about myself than knowing i've made someone cry. it feels even better than sex. well,.. maybe not better than sex. but those are definetly my top two favorite things in the world: sex and making people cry. i wonder if that's why i find rape jokes so funny.
so that's my story. Why are you such a fanboy?
