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Galaki on 30 April 2012

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Guy In a Cow Suit Shoplifts 26 Gallons of Milk From a Busy Walmart

This has to be one of the weirdest shoplifting cases ever.

A guy dressed in a cow suit somehow stole 26 gallons of milk at around 10:30 PM from a busy Walmart in Virginia, reports David Pierce at Inside Nova.

It gets better. Police say the 18-year-old crawled out of the store on all-fours, though there's no word yet on whether he mooed or not. 

Afterwards, the man began handing out the stolen milk jugs to passersby.

Police caught the mischievous cow at a nearby McDonald's - without his suit, which they later found in his car.

It was probably a prank, but the biggest question remains unsolved. 

How the hell he did manage to crawl out the front door of a Walmart - past the gauntlet of loss-prevention workers, cashiers and greeters - with such a massive amount of milk?

The sheriffs office says that it doesn't have surveillance video of the incident. Any theories? Leave them in the comments.

Story originally appeared at Business Insider.

[via the Consumerist]


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NintendoPie on 30 April 2012

No Surveillance Video? Seems legit.



Gilgamesh on 30 April 2012

Doesn't every walmart have surveillance cameras of the main entrance?



Panama on 30 April 2012

What a complete and udder joke.



NintendoPie on 30 April 2012
Gilgamesh said:
Doesn't every walmart have surveillance cameras of the main entrance?

Yes... yes they do...



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Smeags on 30 April 2012
Panama said:
What a complete and udder joke.

Yeah, he made a huge mis-steak.



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sethnintendo on 30 April 2012

Easy to steal from most stores since a majority of the national chain store policies are that their employees are forbidden to chase shoplifters once they leave the store. Back when I was a rebel without a cause I used to steal cigs from the stores (don't smoke cigs anymore). One time after walking out of Krogers with a few packs a lady was like come back and give me the packs of cigs or I'll call the cops. She was standing at the door while I was outside. I just denied that I stole anything and walked away.  I remember a story of Best Buy employees chasing shoplifters outside and they were fired since they could have been shot or whatever.   Just google shoplifting run over walmart and you get this...

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/06/23/20100623texas-walmart-worker-dies-shoplifting-incident.html

Basically, the employee died for a 350 lcd tv...  Seems worth it for such a shitty employer.  Actually, this guy didn't even get run over by a car.. He just got bull rushed and knocked down for trying to stop the shoplifter.

  The funniest story would be a customer (yes, just a customer) tried to stop teenagers from stealing beer at a Walmart and got on the hood of their Camaro.  Well they drove off and dragged her a little...

Wait I found it... lol.. lo and behold the story is from Texas.  Go figure



NintendoPie on 30 April 2012
Smeags said:
Panama said:
What a complete and udder joke.

Yeah, he made a huge mis-steak.

Oh you.



Smeags on 30 April 2012
NintendoPie said:
Smeags said:
Panama said:
What a complete and udder joke.

Yeah, he made a huge mis-steak.

Oh you.

Come on NintendoPie, don't have a cow.



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Adinnieken on 30 April 2012

It's called loss prevention. The current reality in big box stores that operate 24/7 is that loss prevention may not always be there and they may not be operating as a two-man team. In those circumstances, the responsibility of observant loss prevention falls on associates/team members, and then either get security involved or the local police. It sounds like the latter happened in this case.