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Guys, when your sweetheart says “No thanks” to sex, do you knock back a few stiff drinks to feel better? Turns out fruit flies do pretty much the same thing.

That’s the word from a new study that may explain why both species react that way.

(University of California, San Francisco, G. Ophir/Associated Press) - In this undated image provided by the University of California San Francisco, a male fruit fly drinks alcohol-laced food from from a tube. In the Friday, March 16, 2012 issue of the journal Science, researchers say sexually deprived male fruit flies are driven to excessive alcohol consumption, drinking far more than comparable, sexually satisfied male flies.

In Friday’s issue of the journal Science, researchers propose a biological explanation for why “Not tonight, dear” may lead to “Gimme another beer.” If it proves true in people, it may help scientists find new medications to fight alcoholism.

In that case, we can thank thousands of frustrated flies.

One by one, these eager Lotharios were put into a container with a female that had just mated. So she was really, really not interested in doing it again anytime soon. She would run away. She would kick the male. She would stick out her egg-laying organ to hold him at bay.

The male flies went through three hour-long sessions of this every day for four days, enough rejection to discourage them from trying any more.

After that experience, rejected flies were put in vials and given a choice of regular food or alcohol-laced food. They consistently went for the alcohol more than did the male flies that had just mated. In fact, they evidently got plastered.

Some rejected males were moved to a different environment, where groups of guys mingled with receptive females. After the guys had sex, their yen for alcohol declined.

The researchers also paired thousands of other male flies with dead virgin females, so that they didn’t experience rejection but didn’t have sex either. They still hit the sauce.

What’s going on here?

The researchers did other work that implicates a substance in the fly brain called NPF. They theorize that pleasurable activities like having sex boost the activity of brain circuits that use NPF, and that feels good. If a fly is denied sex, the system goes into deficit, driving the fly to seek other rewarding activities such as drinking alcohol.

“I think it’s a pretty good bet that it will translate to humans,” said Ulrike Heberlein of the University of California, San Francisco, who led the research. If so, “one can say we could now understand why a negative experience, such as a sexual rejection, could drive somebody to drink.”

Further research into NPF brain circuitry could shed light on the biology of alcohol abuse and possibly point to treatments someday, said Troy Zars of the University of Missouri in Columbia, who didn’t participate in the new work.

Fruit flies are a favorite lab animal in part because scientists have exquisite control over their biology. Here, the researchers were able to alter brain function to zero in on NPF’s role.

Whatever the relevance to humans, the work already pays off when Heberlein meets people at parties.

“It makes for wonderful conversation,” she said. “When you tell them this story, they just really can’t believe it.”



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Lmao. you have made my afternoon superchunk.





That was pretty good.



superchunk said:

She would run away. She would kick the male. She would stick out her egg-laying organ to hold him at bay.

Oh yeah.



Same thing with food, I think.
It's been shown that the highest levels of dopamine come from food and sex, to a vast degree more than any other event.
Which is why America is so fat, because half of us are frigid cunts. :D



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RolStoppable said:
theprof00 said:
Same thing with food, I think.
It's been shown that the highest levels of dopamine come from food and sex, to a vast degree more than any other event.
Which is why America is so fat, because half of us are frigid cunts. :D

I thought America is so fat, because there's so much pink slime in their beef, thus they need to eat way more to get their daily dose.

That sounded strangely sexual....



*Prints article and saves it to put on fridge when I get home*. From now on, I have an answer to the gf every time she says I do not need anymore.



So, it seems that if you want your kids to stay virgins you should encourage them to drink more.

(Sits back, gets popcorn and watch the US Bible Belt freak out.) Ha ha



 

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Top 50 'most fun' game list coming soon!

 

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Zappykins said:
So, it seems that if you want your kids to stay virgins you should encourage them to drink more.

(Sits back, gets popcorn and watch the US Bible Belt freak out.) Ha ha

hahaha...

Funny thing is after I drink... I still want lots of sex.



Zappykins said:
So, it seems that if you want your kids to stay virgins you should encourage them to drink more.

(Sits back, gets popcorn and watch the US Bible Belt freak out.) Ha ha


HEATHEN!

You shall burn in the pits of hell for your sins!!!